To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Checking in...

Hey Joey,

I just wanted to make sure everything was okay once you got home. Gretchen was still a little mad at me, though I'm not sure why, seeing as the fact that we missed the bus really didn't change the course of history.

Other acts, however...

Just saying I love you.

Pacey
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Re: Checking in...

Hey! Yeah, Bessie was a little grumpy, but mostly because I think she felt like she had to be. The funny thing, every time I look at her now, the thought of telling her I'm a "woman" creeps into my head and I want to start laughing. Anyway, other than that, everything's fine. Our absence did not change the course of history, you're right. And you're right about the other acts changing... everything. Are you telling Gretchen? I have this fear that you're going to tell Gretchen. Not because I don't trust you or anything. It's just that she's so tough and she's got those eyes that can see right through you... and frankly, you're a bit of a wimp. Try to be strong, for me! I don't think I could handle sitting on the couch with you and Gretchen in the same room, knowing that she knows. But... I guess it's something I'll have to handle sooner or later. But... try.
Love you,
Joey
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Polls

Joey,

Did you vote on these senior polls thingamajigs? Are these the cheesiest things you've ever seen, or what? I gotta say, some of the people in these categories... they're really reaching. Much as I miss McPhee, it seems kinda tragic to have her up for categories she's not even aware of. And did you see how Henry is up for best athlete? Did anyone notice he's not a senior nor does he go to our school anymore? Whoever let Drue be in charge of those things needs some serious help.

Anyway, this is when I say something sentimental, like, you're number one in my book. And then you, touched by my words, decide that you'll come over here and spend the night. Right?
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Re: Polls

Okay I was really bored one night and I was avoiding that essay and I voted on the senior polls. Hope you don't think I'm a sell-out or anything. How embarrassing is that thing? I'm ashamed that I took part, not to mention that I was a part of it. I guess there is something kinda nice about it, though. Reminds me of when I used to look through Mom's yearbook. Everyone looked so happy... I guess the photographers always find a way to catch high school students on their angst free days.

Listen, you know I'd spend the night at the drop of a hat. But that hat dropping depends on many things. Like... is there any way we can get our family members to evacuate Capeside for the weekend? Maybe you can call in a bomb threat? I guess your Dad and Doug wouldn't be too psyched about that.

Love you, Pace. See you tomorrow.
Jo
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: No, but seriously

Hey Joey,
Did I give the impression that I didn't vote on the senior polls? You think I wouldn't take an opportunity to poke some fun at my classmates? Do some ridiculous write-ins? Come on now, woman. You must give me more credit!

Also, did you think I was kidding about you spending the night? I'm serious! How great would that be? First thing in school tomorrow we should brainstorm. You concentrate on AP Bio and I'll concentrate on talking you into cutting.

Love,
Pacey
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: and by the way

And by the way... if you vote for Anna Evans as the most beautiful, I'll be very upset. It's fine if you vote for Jen and all that, but as a student at Capeside High, I must say that I simply find it to be a moral outrage that students from outside schools would infiltrate our polls. Ones that aren't that hot, to boot.

Jo
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: and by the way

First of all, I wouldn't dream of such a thing. Second of all, I find your sudden school spirit very admirable. Care for another round in the Minutemen mule?
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Drue bane-of-my-existence Valentine

Is there a reason Drue keeps trying to IM me, taunting me with visions of you and Anna dancing in my head? I am, of course, ignoring him, but I wanted to know if there was a method to his madness.

Love.
Jo
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: Drue bane-of-my-existence Valentine

There is no reason for Drue's antics, aside from the fact that he and Anna are probably in cahoots. She e-mailed me. I wasn't going to say anything because it was totally about nothing and I told her never to bother again, but, there you have it. I'm sure it's some desperate attempt to sabotage us. But obviously, it ain't gonna work.

Love,
Pacey
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: ???

She e-mailed you??? What is WRONG with those two?

Jo
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: ???

Come on now, sweetheart. Sure, they're two of the most annoying people on the face of the earth. But never, ever, in a million years would that possibly affect my relationship with you. Aren't you proud of me for not even attempting to deck Drue after he mauled you in the store room? See how calm and unflappable I am? That's how little those two matter in the grand scheme of things.

Love,
Pacey
 

To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: point taken

Okay, dear, point taken. Thanks ever so much for bringing up the storeroom incident. Any progress on some alone time between the two of us?

Love,
Jo
 

To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: point taken

Well, well, well, look who's ready for some quality alone time at the Witter beach house! I shall do my best. Though my best attempts to throw my siblings together isn't working out so well. Come nightfall, you'll be mine. Sorry-I just saw a Shadow of the Vampire commercial and I'm feeling kinda ghouly.

Love,
Pacey