To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: My intense need
to puke
Hey Pace,
Have I mentioned lately how much
I want to puke? This whole week is just going to be about me, waking up
and wanting to puke. I'm so nervous. Seriously. I know it probably seems
ridiculous, but it's true, and I just wanted to get it out there so that
I would feel... less of a need to puke. But it's not working. Call me!
To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: My intense need
to puke
Hmmm... mood swings... needing to puke... sounds strangely like Mrs. Leery's condition. Okay, so that's not entirely humorous, but I bet if you look at it that way, you might feel a little better.
You will do fine. If there's one girl in the world who deserves to accomplish her dreams, it's you. Okay, and maybe also Marion Jones. I have to admit I was kind of bummed when she didn't get all the golds.
Love you.
Pacey
To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Re: My intense need
to puke
Right you are, Pace. Things could be worse. Thanks for freaking me out! But I don't run the local chapter of Planned Parenthood out of my bedroom for nothing. Why are you talking about Marion Jones? That is so 2000.
Love,
Jo
To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: My intense need
to puke
I don't know what my thing is with Marion Jones. It takes me a while to process things, I guess.
And speaking of puking, does it occur
to you that I'm nervous, too? As much as I want you to get in wherever
you want, it does kind of make me nervous how far or close you might be,
my lady friend. Plus there's still that nagging question of whether or
not I'm actually going to graduate from this hell hole. Makes a guy a little
jittery, you know? But you know all this. Everything will be fine. You,
me, school, Marion Jones. The whole kit and caboodle.
To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Re: My intense need
to puke
You make a good point there, Pacey. I think I'll keep you around for a while. What is this kit and caboodle? You're starting to sound like Doug. Have you not been kidding about training with him in the Junior Police League?
Jo
To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Re: My intense need
to puke
I don't think there actually is a Junior Police League. But let's stop talking about the Capeside Police Force. Makes me break out in a cold sweat. Hey-aren't I supposed to be calling you? I miss your voice. Get off line. I'm grabbing some chips and then I'm calling you.
Love,
Pacey
To: JPotter
From: PWitter
Subject: Walks
Hey Sweetheart,
You're right, you know, about the walks. We should do that more often. I've got cabin fever, and sitting in front of this glowing screen probably isn't helping things. Want to wander aimlessly with me? Let me know.
Oh, and some chick named Leslie says hi. She thinks I'm a "hottie."
Love,
Pacey
To: PWitter
From: JPotter
Subject: Re: Walks
Sounds good to me. Gets me out of washing the sheets. Sheet night is a very good time at the B&B, as I'm sure you remember, but I would love to escape just this once.
Come on over. I'll see you soon.
Who's Leslie? And you are a hottie, by the way ;)
Love,
Jo