Ways to Convince Joey that Staying in Capeside Wouldn't be so Bad:

• We could live in the Beach House
• Dawson wouldn't be here so we wouldn't feel caught up in this perpetual love triangle
• No high school
• Capeside Community College isn't that bad and much more cost efficient
• I can get us free rentals from "Screen Play Video"
• Drue will be gone (hopefully)
• Can watch Alexander grow up - he needs his Aunt Joey around